I say: Blog

菜谱缘

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:48:20 GMT

跟Cindy是在某个论坛的美食子版上认识的，她在伦敦，我在巴黎，年龄和背景相似的我们很聊得来。终于这次她来法国度假见到了真人，我们去了ozo（以后再也不推荐人或者带人去了，还不如自己做），菜不怎么样气氛还不错。

希望下下周去英国的签证顺利办出*cross fingers*

网络真是个奇妙的东西。。。

国庆

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:25:44 GMT

今年终于拍到了，天气真好啊！

俺就是没长用路易威登的脸

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:35:22 GMT

今天搞定了人生第一大败。

垂涎Lancel多年，在我25欧的MNG破洞之后，我终于找到了第二个理由在大减价期间买一个奢侈包。

店里面左挑右挑，nnd奢侈品商店就是不一样，旁边穿着西装打着领带带着白手套的店员殷勤地帮你拎包拎袋子，最后收银的人手一招叫来一西装笔挺的小帅哥，帮你装好包包并用两手毕恭毕敬地把袋子递给你，搞得我很不好意思。

感谢职业Stylist Mei的店内友情提示lol

Voila！

Jap it up

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:41:35 GMT

工作时最恨的就是人家把我的直线当总台转机，为了快点打发这些人，我桌面上总开着全公司员工联系方式的网页。烦归烦，有时候还能稍稍娱乐一下的。

今天下午接了一通电话：

me: Panasonic Bonjour~

stranger: Moshimoshi...euh...allo ?

me: oui allo ?

stranger: euh...请问nakasaki女士在吗？

me: 啊，我看一下，chiodomate kudasai !

stranger: Hai !

me: 好，我帮您转，再见。

stranger: 谢谢，再见。

电话挂掉我兴奋了好一会儿啊，我是不是有毛病啊？lol

亏我自以为眼尖啊。。。

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:54:11 GMT

俺一直以为自己眼睛很尖，常常在电视机前叫起，靠！这不是X电视剧里Y嘛！

但是俺看了1季多的Ugly Betty后才突然意识到，演老巫婆Wilhelmina Slater的竟然是Vanessa Williams！唱《风中奇缘》主题曲的Vanessa Williams! 俺上高中的时候电视上常常放她的MV，俺不得不再次感叹，岁月不饶人啊。。。TT

Vanessa Williams - Happiness MV

现在Vanessa Williams in Ugly Betty。。。

同学们要抓住青春好好青春啊！

Like the melody

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:57:53 GMT

两种语言对唱一般都还凑合的，特别是这些歌都是由大牌主演的。

Enrique Iglesias ft Nadiya - Tired of being sorry

工作哟

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:47:44 GMT

我实习的时候大概把第一份工作的break都break掉了。

开工到现在，除了吃午饭，没有休息过一次，早上一到办公室就电话，email，传真订单不停，没吃早饭的我只好每天进门时匆匆忙忙倒杯水，很多时候买了咖啡旁边一放就忘了。今天下午被形式主义的拉去上了堂公司信息保密课，保密部的越南老头声音像小蜜蜂，听久了我直想打瞌睡。本来我高兴得以为就这样晃掉了2小时，回到办公室发现桌上又多了一打订单和乱七八糟传真，一屁股坐下后还不断有人来电话“骚扰”，订单上问题多多，我还不得不再去“骚扰”别人。时间飞也似的就过去了，本来我还对不能用msn感到失落，现在就算能用估计我也会吓得隐身了。

很庆幸在广告公司实习的那段时间锻炼出了销售该有的厚脸皮，不过公司的一些销售经理还是让我惊叹不已。。如果什么时候我能对着客户叫“我的小鸡”“我的小鸭”或者。。“亲爱的”，就强大了我。。。

干儿子

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:58:42 GMT

最近没事就去逗干儿子。

其实本来就是朋友Mei的可爱儿子Alex，偶对baby的溺爱经过他妈若干日的观察，今日终于荣升干妈娃哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。

我和干儿子bonding

干儿子的妈替干儿子保证以后赚了钱给干妈买Chanel，干妈特此发博文一篇为证娃哈哈哈哈哈。。。

各么我来官方一下吧

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:11:12 GMT

有时候低调别人反而更加不爽，各么哪能办呢？索性给大家一个茶余饭后的话题吧 :P

祝广大小朋友们节日快乐 ! :D

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:39:52 GMT

说来害臊，我儿童节一直过到读大学的。。。姨妈们每年都不忘给俺礼物/红包

今年的儿童节换了俺给红包了朋友的BB双满月还碰上儿童节，这位厨艺高超的朋友满汉全席得招待众人，俺们多数时候顾不得BB在一旁，狼吞虎咽 *hiccup*

祝辰辰，Belle, Cassie，凡凡，睿曦，Lucas，冰冰，怡君的BB and all my lovely little cousins and little buddies儿童节快乐

And 周大宝(lol你爹还没说你叫啥名字)，Tingting Happy Birthday !

丁凛 - 今天向明以她为荣了

Fri, 23 May 2008 18:58:35 GMT

“刚才在电视上看到丁凛传递火炬了。”said zoomy. 我的眼珠子差点掉落在键盘上。

原来以为是每个区派代表去做火炬手的，那么他们选这位青年学科教学一等奖得主/百花奖得主/三八红旗手/市劳模也不足为奇。网上搜了一下新闻，结果没想到丁凛是跟着全市24万志愿者一起自己报名，经过多项知识文体选拔后才录选的。这下我更加surprised了。

不过一切还是都很make sense。当年高中里，丁凛的大名就算不是她任课班里的学生都听到过，魔鬼英语教师兼班主任，强项是意志教育。高三被她带了一年，我至今仍旧记得她为了鼓励大家用功做题说过的一句话，“为了成功，人在很多时候都必须做自己不想做的事情的。” 这次她去火炬传递却证明了大多成功的人是做了自己想做的事 :P

Petite丁凛，Big Fighter :D

葱油饼

Sat, 17 May 2008 15:25:02 GMT

娃哈哈哈哈，炉火纯清了，终于不用馋涎上海的葱油饼了！

配料：面粉，水，葱，麻油，盐，白胡椒，油

那个香，那个脆，被自己钦佩倒了 lol

Prayers

Fri, 16 May 2008 10:45:46 GMT

Nostalgia kicked in

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:44:47 GMT

由于缺乏运动和受了美女飞的启发，我也在youtube上找到了第八套广播体操，跟着做，竟然没有很生疏的感觉，很多动作都自然得跟上了。

怀念啊。。。虽然中学时代大多数人都对常规的晨操厌恶不绝，冬天还换成长跑，唯一的乐趣可以看一眼暗恋的其他班的某某某和在集合的时候八一八隔壁班的谁谁谁。晨操除了陈宏亮同学认真做之外(老7班的同学一起lol)，其他人都是有气无力的甩甩手脚，那时的我做梦也想不到7，8年以后我还会特地从网上找来video, 学陈同学姿势到位的做体操-_-b

Haha time again

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:28:59 GMT

The photo was taken during the Olympic torch relay in San Francisco, the board holder was an angry pro-tibetan protestor.

Although the nazi did host the Olympic Games in Berlin during the WW2, they were to host the one earlier in 1916 when they were busy screwing France, it was canceled at last because of the war, not the boycott.

That's why we say, sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut when you don't know sh*t.

So you want to learn Japanese

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:15:36 GMT

初中的时候我就嚷着要学日语，我妈没准我，说你先把英语学学好。这句话一说说到大学，就变成了你先把英语和法语学学好。在这期间，我听J-pop，看日剧，看啊看啊就把平假名看懂了，片假名在歌词中出现率不高，所以到现在还有几个看到读不出来。关于学习日语，很多人都说大家是笑着进学堂，哭着出来的。俺不喜欢看悲剧额，但是日语我是一定要学的，我知道没有压力的学习很小鸡啄米的，但是好过没有吧。

下文转载，给所有尝试过学日语的朋友搞笑一番。

So You Want To Learn Japanese

You've eaten at a few Japanese restaurants, seen some anime, hosted an exchange student, and had a Japanese girlfriend. And now, somewhere in the back of your tiny brain, you think that Japanese would be a good language to learn. Hey, you could translate video games! Or Manga! Or even Anime! Pick up Japanese girls, impress your friends! Maybe you'll even go to Japan and become an anime artist! Yeah! Sounds like a great idea!

So you head down to the library, pick up some books with titles like "How To Teach Yourself Japanes In Just 5 Seconds A Day While Driving Your Car To And From The Post Office" and "Japanese For Complete And Total, Utter Fools Who Should Never Procreate". Hey, you already know a few words from your manga collection/girlfriend/anime. Excited and impressed with your new knowledge, you begin to think: "Hey. Maybe, just maybe, i could do this for a living! Or even major in Japanese! Great Idea, Right?

WRONG

I don't care how many anime tapes you've watched, how many Japanese girlfriends you've had, or books you've read, You don't know Japanese. Not only that, majoring in the godforsaken language is NOT fun or even remotely sensible. Iraqi war prisoners are often forced to major in Japanese. The term "Holocaust" comes from the Latin roots "Holi" and "Causm", meaning "to major in Japanese". You get the idea.

And so, sick of seeing so many lambs run eagerly to the slaughter, I have created This Guide to REAL TIPS for Studying Japanese. Or, as is actually the case, NOT studying it.

This should be an obvious.

Despite what many language books, friends, or online tutorials may have told you, Japanese is NOT simple, easy, or even sensical (Japanese vocabulary is determined by throwing tiny pieces of sushi at a dart board with several random syllables attatched to it). TheJapanese spread these rumours to draw foolish Gaijin into their clutches.

Not only is it not simple, it's probably one of the hardest language you could ever want to learn. With THREE completely different written languages (none of which make sense), multitude of useless, confusing politeness levels, and absolutely insane grammatical structure, Japanese has been crushing the souls of the pathetic Gaijin since it's conception. Let's go over some of these elements mentioned above so you can get a better idea of what I mean.

The Japanese Writing System

The Japanese writing system is broken down into three separate, complete, and insane, parts: Hiragana ("those squiggily letters"), Katakana ("those boxy letters") and Kanji ("roughly 4 million embodiments of your worst nightmares").

Hiragana is used to spell out Japanese words using syllables. It consist of many letters, all of which look completely different and bear absolutely no resemblance to each other whatsoever. Hiragana were devloped by having a bunch of completely blind, deaf, and dumb Japanese people scribble things on pieces of paper while having no idea why they were doing so. The resulting designs were then called "hiaragana". The prince who invented these characters, Yorimushi("stinking monkey-bush-donkey") was promptly bludgeoned to death. But don't worry, because you'll hardly use Hiragana in "real life".

Katakana are used only to spell out foreign words in a thick, crippling japanese accent, so that you'll have no idea what you're saying even though it's in English. However, if you remember one simple rule for Katakana, you'll find reading Japanese much easier: Whenever something is written in Katakana, it's an English word! (note: Katakana is also used for non-english foreign words. And sound effects, and Japanese words). Katakana all look exactly the same, and it's impossible, even for Japanese people, to tell them apart. No need to worry, because you'll hardly ever have to read Katakana in "real life".

Kanji are letters that were stolen from China. Every time the Japanese invaded China (which was very often) they'd just take a few more letters, so now they have an estimated 400 gazillion of them. Kanji each consist of several "strokes", which must be written in a specific order, and convey a specific meaning, like "horse", or "girl". Not only that, but Kanji can combined to form new words. For example, if you combine the Kanji for "small", and "woman", you get the word "carbeurator". Kanji also have different pronounciations depending on where they are in the word, how old you are, and what day it is. When European settlers first came upon Japan, the Japanese scholars suggested that Europse adopt the Japanese written language as a "universal" language understood by all parties. This was the cause of World War 2 several years later. Don't worry, however, since you'll never have to use kanji in "real life", since most Japanese gave up on reading a long, long time ago, and now spend most of their time playing Pokemon.

Politeness Levels

Politness Levels have their root in an ancient Japanese tradition of absolute obedience and conformity, a social caste system, and complete respect for arbitrary heirarchical authority, which many American companies believe will be very helpful when applied as magaerial techniques. They're right, of course, but no one is very happy about it.

Depending on who you are speaking to your politeness level will be very different. Politeness depends on many things, such as age of the speaker, age of the person being spoken to, time of day, zodiac sign, blood type, sex, whether they are Grass or Rock Pokemon type, color of pants, and so on. For an example of Politness Levels in action, see the example below.

Japanese Teacher: Good morning, Harry.
Harry: Good Morning.
Japanese Classmates: (gasps of horror and shock)

The bottom line is that Politeness Levels are completely beyond your understanding, so don't even try. Just resign yourself to talking like a little girl for the rest of your life and hope to God that no one beats you up.

Grammatical Structure

The Japanese have what could be called an "interesting" grammatical structure, but could also be called "confusing", "random", "bogus" or "evil". To truly understand this, let's examine the differences between Japanese and English grammar.

English Sentence:
Jane went to the school.

Same Sentence In Japanese:
School Jane To Went Monkey Apple Carbeurator.

Japanese grammar is not for the faint of heart or weak of mind. What's more, the Japanese also do not have any words for "me", "them", "him, or "her" that anyone could use without being incredibly insulting (the Japanese word for "you", for example, when written in kanji, translates to"I hope a monkey scratches your face off"). Because of this, the sentence "He just killed her!" and "I just killed her!" sound exactly the same, meaning that most people in Japan have no idea what is going on around them at any given moment. You are supposed to figure these things out from the "context", which is a German word meaning "you're screwed".

When most Americans think of Japanese people, they think: polite, respectful, accomadating. (They could also possibly think: Chinese). However, it is important to learn where the truth ends and our Western stereotyping begins.

Of course, it would be irresponsible of me to make any sweeping generalizations about such alarge group of people, but ALL Japanese people have three characteristics: they "speak" English, they dress very nicely, and they're short.

The Japanese school system is controlled by Japan's central government, which, of course, is not biased in any way (recent Japanese history textbook title: "White Demons Attempt To Take Aaway our Holy Motherland, But Great And Powerful Father-Emperor Deflects Them With Winds From God: The Story Of WW2"). Because of this, all Japanese have been taught the same English-language course, which consists of reading The Canterbury Tales, watching several episodes of M*A*S*H, and reading the English dictionary from cover to cover. Armed with this extensive language knowledge, the children of Japan emerge from school ready to take part in international business and affairs, uttering such remarkable and memorable sentences as "You have no chance to survive make your time", and adding to their own products by inscribing english slogans, such as "Just give this a Paul. It may be the Paul of your life" on the side of a slot machine.

Secondly, all Japanese people dress extremely well. This fits in with the larger Japanese attitude of neatness and order. Everything has to be in it's correct place with the Japanese, or a small section in the right lobe of their brain begins to have seizures and they exhibit erratic violent behavior until the messiness is eradicated. The Japanese even FOLD THEIR DIRTY CLOTHES. Sloppiness is not tolerated in Japanese society, and someone with a small wrinkle in their shirt, which they thought they could hide by wearing a hooded sweatshirt over it (possibly emblazoned with a catchy english phrase like "Spread Beaver, Violence Jack-Off!"), will be promptly beaten to death with tiny cellular phones.

Lastly, the Japanese are all short. Really, really short. It's kind of funny. Not ones to leave being tall to the Europeans or Africans, however, the Japanese have singlehandedly brought shoes with incredibly gigantic soles into style, so that they can finally appear to be of actual human height, when in reality their height suggests that they may indeed be closer in relation to the race of dwarves or Hobbits.

Japanese culture is also very "interesting", by which we mean "confusing" and in several cases "dangerous". Their culture is based on the concept of "In Group/Out Group", in which all Japanese people are one big "In" group, and YOU are the "Out" group. Besides this sense of alienation, Japan also produces cartoons, and a wide variety of other consumer products which are crammed into your face 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The Japanese also like cock fighting monsters that live in your pants, taking baths with the elderly, and killing themselves.

Japanese food is what some people would call "exotic", but what most people call "disgusting", or perhaps, in some areas, "whack". Japanese food evolved in ancient days, when the main staple of the diet was rice. People got so sick and tired of eating rice, in fact, that they ate just about anything else they could find, from seaweed to other Japanese people. This has led to the creation of such wonderful foods as "Natto", which I believe is a kind of bean but tastes like battery acid, and "Pocky", which is a stick with different frostings on it, the flavors of which include Sawdust and Strawberry.

Despite this variety of foods, however, the Japanese have succeeded in making every single thing they eat, from tea to plums, taste like smokey beef.

As if learning the language wasn't hard enough, Japanese classes in America tend to attract the kind of student who makes you wish that a large comet would strike the earth. There are a few basic type of students that you'll always find yourself running into. These include The Anime Freak, The Know It All, and the Deer Caught In Headlights.

The Anime Freak is probably the most common, and one of the most annoying. You can usually spot a few warning signs to let you identify them before it's too late: they wear the same exact Evangelion shirt every day, they have more than one anime key chain on their person, they wear glasses, they say phrases in Japanese that hey obviously don't understand (such as "Yes! I will never forgive you!"), they refer to you as "-chan", make obscure Japanese culture references during class, and usually fail class. You have to be extremely careful not to let them smell pity or fear on you, because if they do they will immeadiately latch onto you and suck up both your time and patience, leaving only a lifeless husk. Desperate for human companionship, they will invite you to club meetings, anime showings, conventions, and all other sorts of various things you don't care about.

The Know It All typically has a Japanese girlfriend or boyfriend, and because of this "inside source" on Japanese culture, has suddenly become an academic expert on all things Japanese, without ever having read a single book on japan in their entire lives. You can usually spot Know It All's by keeping an eye out for these warning signs: a cocky smile, answering more than their share of questions, getting most questions wrong, questioning the teacher on various subjects and then arguing about the answers (a typical exchange: Student: What does "ohayoo" mean?,Teacher: It means "good morning", Student: That's not what my girlfriend said...), being wrong, talking alot about Japanese food and being wrong, giving long, unnecessarily detailed answers which are wrong, and failing class.

The Deer Caught In headlights are those students who took Japanese because either a.) they thought it sounded like fun, b.) they thought it would be easy, or c.) they just need a couple more credits to graduate. These students wear a mask of terror and panic form the moment they walk into class till the moment they leave, because all they can hear inside their head is the high pitched scream their future is making as it is flushed down the toilet. They are usually failing.

Although many of Japanese-language students are smart, funny, hard working people, none of them will be in your class.

If you can get past the difficulty, society, and classmates, you will probably find Japanese to be a fun, rewarding language to learn. We wouldn't know, however, since no one has ever gotten that far. But hey, I'm sure You're different.

Author's Note:This whole essay, although sprinkled with truisms here and there, is a joke and should be taken like one. I'm actually a Japanese major myself, and even if I've given it a bit of a hard time, I love the Japanese language, and I think everyone should give it a try.

You should just be ready for a whole lot of pain.

HAPPY LANGUAGE LEARNING!

Entertainment time ! Mario theme played by.....RC car

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:19:26 GMT

If you ever listen...

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:02:54 GMT

http://les-4-verites.france2.fr/index-fr_1024.php?id_article=962<>

Bravo Mr Mélenchon !

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:19:37 GMT

ParlonsNet n°7 J.L. Mélenchon Tibet
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Bah alors ?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:26:00 GMT

Depuis quand qu'on n'a plus le droit de booooyyyyycoooootttter les JO dans la rue à Paris ? Les polices de Paris, veuillez respecter les drooats de l'homme okay ? On fait ce qu'on veut okay ? On a le droat d'éteindre la flaaaaame Olyyympiquueu si on veut ! Comme les Teebétins ont le droat d'être in-dé-pen-dant !

Leslie Cheung...gorgor....

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:13:41 GMT

http://notes.blogs.allocine.fr/

Le 1er avril 2003, Leslie Cheung se défenestre du 24ème étage de son hotel de luxe. Et ce n'est pas une farce, un poisson d'avril. Il n'est pas partis rejoindre Elvis dans sa retraite anonyme au pays du complot et des étoiles de boulevards. Non! Il est bel et bien mort, de sa mort de poète maudit du grand écran. Mort! Totalement. Fini. Nada. Ce qui n'a pas ému ma boulangère. Un acteur? Chinois? Pédé?! Tu penses. Elle n'en a rien à faire. C'est Hong-Kong qui pleure, le « port aux parfums », les amoureux de Wong-Kar Wai, les amoureux en général, les flaneurs, les aventuriers de la nuit, ceux qui se lancinent dans les bars aux bras d'une conqûete éphémère, qui susurrent des mots doux en cantonnais avant de voir leur silhouette se perdre tout au fond d'un couloir, le tout au ralenti et sur un air de Nat King Cole. Ceux-la sont anéantis de chagrin. C'est toutes leurs années sauvages qui s'envolent. Le bon temps. Happy Together!
Tu parles !

Leslie Forever.

The Two O'Clock Titty Revealed

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:08:27 GMT

旧金山，每天下午2点，只要有太阳，就可以在这个角度看到圣母玛丽亚大教堂的一侧外墙上神奇的显现圣母玛丽娅的。。。。。。。。。。。咪咪。。。

天意？？？人为？？？

Pooping In The Workplace

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:33:23 GMT

介过上过班滴冷（特别是男同胞们)都有体会吧 lol

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to
convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who
hate pooping at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a
dump at work.

CROP DUSTING

When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in
your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it came
from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has
been expelled. Walk an extra 50 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY

This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and
check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and
come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may
become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE

This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave
of embarrassment. If you release an ESCAPEE, do not acknowledge it.
Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the
urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an ESCAPEE. It is
uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This
is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should
happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the
bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water.
This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to stink up the
bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just
stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone
walks in and busts you As with farts, it is best to pretend that the
smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with
the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will
often see an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER enter the bathroom with a
newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the
office for the OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER before entering the bathroom.

POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N.)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes
off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts
of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A SAFE HAVEN is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where
you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the
opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering
the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries
to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable
moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs,
remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you
are in a stall is called a CAMO-COUGH. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. The CAMO-COUGH is very
effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
An ASTAIRE is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD
BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that
the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom
immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
A WATERMELON is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the
toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet
water. This is often accompanied by an ESCAPEE. Try using a CAMO-COUGH
with an ASTAIRE.

UNCLE TODD
An UNCLE TODD is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror
or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TODD makes it difficult to relax while
on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is
empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

Hope the Survival Guide helps, as the WORK POOP is an inevitable part of
life.

Nerds

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:41:08 GMT

me : 侬知道伐，蛋白质吃多了，反而容易得cancer。

him : 切，又来了，有什么根据啊？

me : 人家做了试验了好伐，把一定剂量的致癌物加上20%美国人一天涉入的蛋白质量给一组小白鼠，同样剂量的致癌物加上5%这些蛋白质喂另一组小白鼠，试验结果明显蛋白质吃多的那组小白鼠都得cancer了。

him : 废话，总归是吃了致癌物嘛，他也没有说什么致癌物，也没有说做实验的是什么老鼠。靠，你不要告诉我家里好久不吃肉就是因为这个啊？

me : 多吃肉本来就不好。。。

him : #{~#{s#{|x`[[\[\|`\x

第二天

him : 侬知道伐，XXX在他的blog上说，到了2050年人可能会有不死之身了:D

me : ^^bb ???

him : 是的亚，他说现在电脑技术发展越来越快了，电脑马上可以向人脑一样思考了，各么。。。。(此处省略100字science talk）几亿台电脑一起像科学家那样思考，什么癌症恶疾问题都会被解决掉了！人就变成不死之身了，不过还得等到2050年。

me : 。。。。。。那个蛋白质你不信，这个你倒信的？

him : 。。。。。。

Bitter:Sweet

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:22:48 GMT

It will appear, please be patient.

Com'on..

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:46:46 GMT

Late Birthday Present from Aline

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:18:55 GMT

去年给大麦的生日礼物伊忘记拿了，今年伊给我的生日礼物伊也忘记在美女飞家里了，偶今年刚刚拿到^^b

帽子有大麦一贯的淑女风格，偶不淑女，只好瞎拗淑女造型给大家兽兽。

Updates

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:52:56 GMT

Check out the Updates on www.inzesummertime.com :-)

家有香蹄

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:22:51 GMT

香蹄(Shanti)的两个主人情人节去威尼斯，香蹄就暂时寄宿在我们家里。

大家好，我叫香蹄，我喜欢称他们不注意霸占他们椅子。

临时主人逮住我拍照，我就摆脸色给她看，有什么好拍的？

我最喜欢玩抓绳子，鞋带啊，装箱带啊，塑料绳啊，you name it

他们知道我脾气臭，不赶用手惹我，就拿个纸筒，哈。。

啊？你说什么？我经常装傻，他们就觉得我老可爱的。

有时候也玩两把瑜伽

他们经常被我那天真无邪的双眼迷惑

困了，先睡一会儿，晚上他们睡的时候就是我收使他们的时候了！

Rock Stars

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:38:51 GMT

终于抵挡不住潮流和诱惑。。。

Cassandra Yan !

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:31:20 GMT

还记得阿拉Isabelle吗？嫂嫂又生了，二侄女取名为Cassandra Yijun(依钧) YAN。老哥还要继续努力生仔=，=

中文名字看上去比较男性化，还好听上去还蛮像女孩子的名字的。小名Cassie是也 ^^ 和某人的老婆一样 hoho

CNY

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:03:13 GMT

除夕，碰巧我嘉李敦，碰巧猪头错过回上海的飞机，碰巧雪梅的朋友放鸽子，碰巧呆头鹅来巴黎实习，于是4人聚集在我家，包饺子，炸越式小春卷，腾龙虾片，包越式大春卷。

包饺子的过程实在是太艰辛，由于地方小，只能一个人来赶面皮，一个人包饺子。切菜切到手抽筋，想想一年就吃一顿，算了。

越式小春卷是雪梅带来的半成品，而我首次尝试的越式透明大春卷，也靠两个不下厨的人指点成功 ^^bbb

吃的时候沾海鲜酱，番茄酱或越式鱼露 ^^

转载《网缘》

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:37:27 GMT

记性好，所以时隔8年仍旧翻的到。

那是一个青涩的年代，一个懵懵懂懂的年代，一个不愁未来的年代，一个偶尔会想回去看看的年代。

有些人偶尔翻翻8前年上演的儿童剧剧照(譬如此转载)，有些人8年里断断续续分别找了一个剧组的老搭档们客串了几回，有些人拖沓的连续剧播到现在终于结束了，有些人终于发现8年前老剧本的精华所在，重新投资演续集(在这里恭喜D.即将到来的婚礼^^)

回忆不说明什么，pp说的没错，I have a lot of free time on my hand lol

《网缘》 - by I

她的心中有块阴影，曾经就是因为一次深夜的交谈，使她不能自
拔，所以她总是在竭力回避着一些东西，一种她无法驾驭的东西。
〈I〉你曾经爱过吗？
〈Q〉可以算有一次，但我后悔有了这段感情。
〈I〉和和。
〈I〉那如果你在面对爱情呢？
〈Q〉我不知道。

〈Q〉……
〈Q〉但我会很投入的。
〈I〉我也是。
〈Q〉和和。
〈I〉我想我们是同一类人。

一个很投入的人，会害怕自己受伤，那两个很投入的人在一起，
又会怎么样呢？
刚和她say bye ，下了网，打开了熟悉的本子，只是想写一点东
西，一点只有在特定的时间才会有的感触，或快乐，或悲伤。而今天
只是一些属于我和她的东西:

〈Q〉Hi
〈I〉Hi
习惯性网络开场白，她敲开了我的窗口。
〈Q〉你高三选什么？
〈I〉你认识我？
〈Q〉嗯
〈I〉你是谁？
〈Q〉你的邻班女孩，Q.
〈I〉是吗？可我好像从没见过你。
〈Q〉可我见过你。和和。
〈I〉和和。那好吧。
〈I〉Hi， Q ，你好……

原本以为高中最后一个暑假会在平静中度过，原本以为等待我的
会是雪季的孤独与寂寞，考试的压力和纷飞的试卷，但她的出现注定
给这个雪季增添点亮色。她给我的感觉很特别。或许有时候我们只是
需要这样一种感觉。
自从认识她之后，我每天都会在8 ：30上网，轻轻敲开她的窗口，
然后“唾沫飞溅”地聊到她下去，几乎每天都是这样，已经习惯了每
天上网看见她的名字，习惯了她说话的语气。生活是如此的简单而平
凡，但在平凡之中，一颗种子正悄悄的种下，但种子应该播种在春天。

〈Q〉我刚才查过星座表了，我们的最佳组合是家人，不如我们
结拜吧。
〈I〉好啊，那我叫你妹妹好了。
〈Q〉嗯？不对阿，老弟，我可比你大。
〈I〉嗯……我想叫你姐姐，可这样，你会老的比较快，到时
候，可嫁不出去了。
〈Q〉……
〈I〉和和，开玩笑的拉，我的老姐。
〈Q〉我有没在意，小弟。

就这样，我们成了姐弟。往后的日子，弟弟总是关心姐姐，而姐
姐也很照顾弟弟。直到那一天，我才明白我心里真正想要什么。
〈I〉今天我不太舒服。
〈Q〉怎么了？
〈I〉我好像感冒了。想早点睡。
〈Q〉那好吧。
〈Q〉吃过药了吗？
〈I〉没有。
〈Q〉去吃一点吧，这样明天会好的。
〈I〉和和，知道了，老姐。
〈Q〉今晚好好睡。
〈Q〉明天在睡个大懒觉。
〈Q〉空调别开太冷。
〈I〉明白。我已经把空调关了。
〈Q〉睡觉前先洗个澡。
〈Q〉洗个热水澡。
〈Q〉再喝杯热牛奶。
〈I〉我知道了。J
〈Q〉乖，my little brother.
〈Q〉Have a nice dream.
〈Q〉Don 't forget to check your mail box.
〈I〉好吧，thax.Cu
〈Q〉cu

下了网，我可没睡好，只是因为她的话，她好像真的是我的家人，
对我的问候与关心让我赶到是如此的真切。我的心在跳动着，我想听
见她的心跳的回应，我想让她知道种子已经发芽。
脑子里突然闪过一个念头，我想见她。

〈I〉明天返校你去吗？
〈Q〉当然
〈I〉我想见你。你见过我长什么样子，可我一点也不认识你
啊！
〈Q〉恩……那好吧。去哪？
〈I〉我们一起去看电影吧。最近出《恐龙》好像不错。
〈Q〉去看电影啊？
〈I〉不好吗？
〈Q〉那好吧。反正好久没去电影院了。
〈I〉那好。明天电影院门口见。
〈Q〉Okay.

她如期而至。穿着蓝色的baby T-shirt和卡其色的中裤，梳着短
短的卷卷的辫子，给人轻盈的感觉。她不高，但却有一张瓜子脸和一
双迷人的眼睛。她给我的感觉就像在网上那样，很特别，我喜欢和她
在一起，喜欢这种感觉。她很健谈，总是能挑起一些让我感兴趣的话
题。而我也终于知道什么叫一笑倾城了，她就是。
我从不相信什么一见钟情，但我和她呢？算不算？
我喜欢她，我想这是真的。

今天很意外地收到了她的e-mail，他说我长得挺帅，而且眼睛很
特别。我因此兴奋了好半天，还特地打电话问我的同学对我眼睛的看
法。和和。人疯狂起来就是会做出点傻事，而爱情让我疯狂。但我始
终保持着对爱情的缄默，深深的埋藏在心里，因为我知道她的过去，
我怕说出口就会失去她，所以我还是她可爱的弟弟。

〈Q〉到高三了你还会上网吗？
〈I〉不知道。你呢？
〈Q〉我想不会吧，最多收收邮件。

〈I〉嗯。
〈Q〉要好好读书啊。
〈I〉和和。

每次触及高三的问题我总会回避。因为高三对于她来说是奋斗拼
搏的日子，而对于我来说只是意味着没有她。不能再见到她打出的笑
脸符号，不能再听到她的倾诉，就像在两个不同世界的人，在走各自
的路，只是会在偶尔相逢时互相致意。而在这无声中，我们也将走远。
对于她，或许我只是她的弟弟，但对于我，她不只是我的姐姐。
我不知道，在这暑假结束之前，我会不会说出那几个字，但我会在心
里默念一百遍。我不知开学后会怎么样，不知雪季的风霜会否冻僵我的心，但有
个动力可以支撑我度过雪季“我们都报考同一个大学。”为了你，我
会努力的。

-The End-

pc vs. mac

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:51:23 GMT

这段可能有点老了，还是蛮嘲的 ^^b

Priceless

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:14:10 GMT

LOL...Mastercard的经典网络广告

毕业证书和成绩单

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:42:31 GMT

就某人来巴黎做头发的那天，顺便跟伊一道去了十二大一次，拿了前年本科的文凭和去年硕士的最终成绩单。没想到去年那么浑浑噩噩，竟然还拿到了个Mention，搞得我有点不好意思。

现在什么都结束了的证据都白纸黑字放在眼前，看来我不能再拖拖拉拉的找工作了。。。

新发型

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:36:47 GMT

某人专门开车从乡下跑到巴黎来做头发。。。

偶于是也High了，把头发减掉了。。。

之后我和此人说，偶们就是那种昂经要花钱变成欧巴桑的冷。。。

Café lover之Mac防盗系统

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:34:37 GMT

Nars Orgasm

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:35:06 GMT

我要 !

Kiss the rain - Yiruma

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:02:19 GMT

Korean piano music composer Yiruma

周六小聚

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:32:09 GMT

Does it work ?

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 00:25:12 GMT

lol

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:52:43 GMT

唔要讲吾无聊

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:42:27 GMT

怎么可能啊。。。。怎么可能啊。。。。253

(转载)TVB出现率最高的台词大盘点

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:38:10 GMT

这两天在看《我的野蛮奶奶》，然后看到这篇帖子，笑死了。

1、友情/爱情戏转入悲剧的前兆：
过两天我会移民去加拿大（澳洲）

2、不欢而散的告别词：
没什么事我先出去了

3、主角进入抓狂前：
最近发生了这么多事，我想一个人静一静

4、感情戏发飙前的铺垫【下巴要抬高，头要歪到一边】：
你有没有考虑过我的感受？

5、人间蒸发数日后返回：
你知不知道大家都很担心你啊？

6、当一个男人要撒谎的时候：
总之，我答应你，。。。。。。

7、分手标准台词：
感情的事是不能强求的。。。。。。

8、用食指点着对方的鼻子时：
我警告你啊~~~

9、要被暴扁之前：
香港是讲法律的。。。。。。

10、手术中灯灭以后，医生疲惫地出来，边走边缓慢而沉重地拉下口罩：
对不起，我们已经尽力了！

11、医生说完这句话以后，亲朋好友上前包围：
人死不复生，节哀顺便。

12、弄巧成拙之后：
发生这种事，大家都不想的。。。。。。

13、接朋友出监狱：
买点柚子叶去去霉气

14、生离死别：
再见亦是兄弟（老婆）

15、辞职、出狱、破产、失恋之后：
你以后有什么打算？

16、差佬拷人的时候：
你现在有权不说话，但你所说的将会成为呈堂证供

17、律师的抗议【多为戴眼镜，夹一公文包】：
我当事人有权不回答这个问题！

18、差佬警告记者或者线人：
你知不知道这样我可以告你妨碍司法公正？！

19、一个被冤枉的猥琐男：
阿sir，相信我，我真的没有杀人

20、古惑仔的嚣张，富家子弟的嚣张：
警察了不起啊！

21、怄气之后：
大家都是成年人了。。。。。。

22、劝说男友【跺脚，扭身，摇晃手臂】：
你不要那么幼稚了好不好？

23、一开朗青春的少男/女，在气氛极为尴尬的时候，手托茶盘突然在镜头正中出现：
下午茶时间到。。。

24、面对苦闷的老公时：
来喝碗甜汤。

25、滚出屏幕的时间到了【超过半数情况，两秒后被车撞或中枪】：
不耽误你时间了，改天一起喝茶

26、亏心的丈夫：
我特意去元朗给你买老婆饼。。。。。。

26、流泪的老爸、老妈或者阿婆阿嫂
一家人整整齐齐的吃顿饭。

27、迎接浪子回家，千辛万苦之后的重聚：
最主要是一家人整整齐齐，开开心心！

28、注定要被抛弃的台词【一般在回忆中出现】：
我已经你怀了你的孩子

29、徒增背叛者懊恼和烦躁的汤：
xx汤，很补的，我特意给你熬的

30、富有的情人在礼品店：
给我包起来

31、唐僧早该滚蛋：
不妨碍你了，我去做事

32、FM遇见AM时：
费事同你讲

33、安抚下岗职工的时候：
做人最重要是开心

34、穿帮的时候：
不知道你在说什么

Massive updates

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:35:06 GMT

on http://www.inzesummertime.com :-)

Update

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:17:21 GMT

New update on http://www.inzesummertime.com

Addicted to the Jap food

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:06:30 GMT

也可能是冬天的关系，最近特别馋日本菜。没错刺身是凉的so what.

三顾茅庐日本区的那家最大的超市，人家不是年假就是周一固定假大门紧闭，我真是胃口好啊，竟然一个礼拜里跑了三次，就为了买点小日本的东西。。。（lol，伪反日一记，纯粹营造气氛)

各么今天终于被我走进那扇门了，小店（叫京子—，—)的收银机因我而畅怀，就买了那么点小日本的东西！！！（再次伪反日）

在门口和一个也许是伪日但我又不是非常确定的亚洲女人嘎勒两句山胡，伊看着橱窗里的那只招富猫微笑，看着我也在看就跟我说，哎，可能不是用来卖的，好漂亮啊。伊操着不是很地道的法语但又没啥中国口音，但脸又不是刷白，所以我不知道她是什么。

回到家里吃的是很爽的，烧了御田(oden)，也就是所谓的关东煮，很下饭。

还买了绢豆腐，明天配着上次在京子附近野店买的味噌烧汤。

暖....

胆小的孩子

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:15:22 GMT

自从美剧编剧们大罢工，平时看的几部片子都一时没有了下文，无奈之下只好下没有看过的片子。

人人都说Grey's Anatomy好看，我在电视上的法语版瞄过几眼，貌似还是很drama的，于是下了看。

结论是，片子是很好看，但是不适合在吃饭和睡觉前看。

但是我们就是在吃饭和睡觉前看片子的亚 555555555 T.T